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“小姐你踩到我脚了.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“没有吧,我离你那么远.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我是说,如果你把脚不小心放在了我脚上,就是踩到我脚了.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“神经病.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“哇,小姐好眼力,我确实有神经病史,一般看见漂亮的女孩就发作.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你们男人总是那样,说些无聊的话故意引女孩子故意.好象以为自己很帅.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“小姐你错了，我从不以为我自己帅,而是我本身就很帅.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“别那么恶心人好吧.我要吐了.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“在你吐之前我可以问你个问题吗?” C%t~?jEK~^
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“有屁快放”. C%t~?jEK~^
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“你为什么要昧着良心否定我的帅?” C%t~?jEK~^
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“滚........” C%t~?jEK~^
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二.公车上 C%t~?jEK~^
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“怎么又是你？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“有时候我的确无处不在.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你知不知道你很烦人，那么多位置不坐，偏要坐我旁边.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“小姐，你搞清楚，我只是坐了个空位置，而空位置的旁边，刚好有个你，如此而已.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“前面也有个空位置你怎么不去？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“噢，明白了，原来你是想看我屁股，或者我用屁股看你？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“快滚....” C%t~?jEK~^
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三.下了公车 C%t~?jEK~^
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“你为什么又下车？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“反正不是因为你！我喜欢闲逛.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我告你性骚扰，你哪个单位的？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你是说斤，还是焦耳，牛顿？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我跟你很熟吗？老说这种无厘头话，对不起，我不感冒！” C%t~?jEK~^
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“是呀，我们一点都不熟.我们好比一个枝头的两棵青草莓，酸酸的.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“看了几次大话西游，学了几句唐僧话，以为你很幽默么？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“幽默是天生的，要怪，你去怪我妈嘛.对了，还有我爸爸...” C%t~?jEK~^
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“神经.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你妈神经.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你妈神经.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你看你,明明是你妈却要硬说成是我妈,莫非你想....” C%t~?jEK~^
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“给我滚....” C%t~?jEK~^
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四.KCF门口 C%t~?jEK~^
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“不会吧,我怎么那么倒霉又遇到你.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我也发觉了，我想我前辈子的罪一定很重” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你说清楚点！小心我扁你！” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你敢.我会叫的.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“叫什么？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“非礼呀，但不说强*.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你以为会有人理你么？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“没有也好，我非礼回来好了.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“天拉，你这样的无赖都有，真是瞎了老天的眼！” C%t~?jEK~^
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“恩，是呀，要不然这世界上也不会存在什么所谓的精英.” C%t~?jEK~^
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五.KFC里 C%t~?jEK~^
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“别说话,你一说话我就烦.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我还没说呀，讲点道理好不好？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我都叫你别说了，你说起话来象只苍蝇，恶心死了.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“噢，本来话能起到这么大的作用，实在是惊天地，泣鬼神哟，我可以做个兼职哟？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“做什么？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“去医院帮人洗胃.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“你没的救了，早点回去料理后事吧.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“临死前我没有什么要求，我只想对你说几个字，又怕你不答应.你答应么？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“说吧，合理要求可以考虑.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“这顿KFC你请我好吗?” C%t~?jEK~^
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“去死.....” C%t~?jEK~^
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六.出KFC C%t~?jEK~^
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“你没女朋友吗?星期天一个人闲逛?” C%t~?jEK~^
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“准确的说我没女朋友,但有女性朋友,你问这个干嘛?” C%t~?jEK~^
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“没什么呀，关心你终生大事，不好吗？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“好，怎么不好？你好象我一个我深爱的人。” C%t~?jEK~^
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“谁？..” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我老妈.她也老喜欢问这问那。” C%t~?jEK~^
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“要不是在街上这么多人看着，我真想揍你.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我都不怕别人看见你揍我,你怕什么呀?你呢，不陪男朋友吗？” C%t~?jEK~^
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“不要你管！” C%t~?jEK~^
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“噢，明白了.被男朋友抛弃了，揍我想找心理平衡.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“狗嘴里吐不出象牙.明说吧,我不想找.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“考虑一下我吧,我吃点亏.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“求你别再恶心我了.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“我可以无条件充当你的临时演员,如果需要男朋友的时候请打***********” C%t~?jEK~^
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“到时候再说.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“告诉我你的电话好吧?” C%t~?jEK~^
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“到时候再说或到这里给我留言别说你不知道这个网站.再烦我骂你了呀.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“是啊我正要说啊我是不知道啊，我这就去看一下，为地我等着你发条信息骂我.”.................. C%t~?jEK~^
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七.各自回家 C%t~?jEK~^
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“奇怪,我真的好想发条信息去骂他.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“呵呵.她不发信息骂我才奇怪.” C%t~?jEK~^
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“完蛋了，难道我真的喜欢那个无赖了?” C%t~?jEK~^
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“嘿嘿，她不喜欢我这个无赖那才叫完蛋.” C%t~?jEK~^
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