这样类型的女生你敢追么? [复制链接]

计算机系的女生追不得：看看电脑的更新速度； aS
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　　物理系的女生追不得：听说用马桶上接电线的方法杀人只有物理系的人能干； aS
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　　生物系的女生追不得：含情脉脉的眼神看着你的200多块骨头和600多块肌肉； aS
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　　美术系的女生追不得：她们看到你会把你想象成为一个个赤身裸体的模特； aS
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　　化学系的女生追不得：小心分手的时候硫酸让你毁容； aS
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　　中文系的女生追不得：一帮整天看浪漫的爱情的小说的家伙； aS
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　　英语系的女生追不得：你想让你的孩子在出生之前就接受洋奴教育； aS
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　　政法系的女生追不得：离婚分财产你一定说不过她； aS
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　　历史系的女生追不得：一天到晚研究古往今来阴谋诡计的那些人，你能算过她吗；   aS
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　　数学系的女生追不得：天天算题，早晚有一天变成傻子； aS
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　　管理系的女生追不得：如果你不想轮为家奴，最好别去碰她们； aS
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　　医学系的学生追不得：在她眼中你永远是个东亚病夫，浑身是病毒； aS
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　　经济系的女生追不得：她会榨干你身上的每一分钱； aS
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　　体育系的女生追不得：小心跟你来肉博； aS
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　　艺术系的女生追不得：如果你不想拿武大郎做偶像； aS
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　　表演系的女生追不得：你会不知道是在生活还是在演戏  

追，当然敢了，谁怕个谁

完了 找没读过书的女女怎么样！

     ，哈哈

美术系的女生追不得：她们看到你会把你想象成为一个个赤身裸体的模特； $-sHWYZ  
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我岂不是要嫁不出去了

完了，回老家找个不念书的女女去